Conversations in a Locker Room

September 10, 2007 - 11:04pm -- swingbug

FRIEND 1: So, Shannon. What's the deal with drinking and breast feeding? Can you do it at all?

SWINGBUG: Yeah, you can, occasionally. You just have to be smart about it. Don't have a drink and then go off to feed the baby right away. You have to wait a few hours.

[Long conversation ensues. If you are actually interested in this topic, check out the info at La Leche's website.]

The Rebel Alliance

August 24, 2007 - 10:24am -- swingbug

In an unprecedented alliance, the likes of which have not been seen since Janeway made treaty with the Borg to defeat species 8472, Meeko and Luke have struck an accord.

Luke, naturally, takes no quarrel with the cats on principal. In fact, he’s generally in favor of them with a degree of enthusiasm that often takes them aback – aback couches, atop of furniture, over baby gates... any port in a storm. You can imagine, then, my surprise to find Meeko willing sitting next to Luke and purring while Luke laughed himself silly and jingled his new little toy.

Demographics

August 23, 2007 - 1:42pm -- swingbug

I’m sitting in a cafe in downtown Davis, one of the few independents left down here as they all fall away to the plain jane nondescript chains that spring up between the cracks of the sidewalks overnight like weeds.

There are about 20 people in the cafe today. 11 of them are sitting in front of laptop computers. Over half of the laptops are Apples. Nice.
I’m in good company.

Cell Phone

July 26, 2007 - 5:00pm -- swingbug

One of the best things about having a blog is that when you finding yourself in an irritating situation, you can be almost pleased about it because you know it will make a good post.

A few months ago, I had a birthday and a good friend gave me a gift certificate to a day spa. It’s been held hostage by two large magnets on my fridge for some time, but now that I have a regular once-a-week babysitter, I decided to liberate it and have a relaxing afternoon to myself.

Well Told

July 26, 2007 - 9:04am -- swingbug

On Sunday it hit 106º. Four days later, I’m pulling on a sweater and shutting the windows because it’s too bloody cold out. (To be fair, sweater weather is 65º in Shannon-Land – it’s not like there are icicles forming on the lawn or anything.) Last night while Shawn and I stayed up reading Harry Potter and making pumpkin ice cream it was probably in the 50s outside. A 50º temperature range over the course of a week seems like a lot to me.

I Swear I'm Not Making This Up

July 25, 2007 - 3:02pm -- swingbug

The grocery store down the street from me wears a little shopping center like a hat, trimmed with the standard accessories. There’s a place to get a cup of coffee, a place to get an ice cream cone, a place to get a slice of pizza, and also places to get gas for your car, water for your kitchen, and haircuts for your curls. The standards.

The Book That Must Not Be Mentioned (No Spoilers)

July 23, 2007 - 2:23pm -- swingbug

This is a public service announcement. I am shutting myself up in a hole until Shawn and I have finished what my mother-in-law jestingly refers to as “The Book That Must Not Be Mentioned.” Do not call me and ask me what page I’m on or in what chapter I must be prepared with kleenex. I’m screening my calls. I have filters running on incoming emails that search for magical keywords and then places them into a junk mail folder. I’m avoiding TV, radio, specific internet locations, and all feathered members of the order Strigiformes. Stay away until I’ve finished the book.

Blue Blanket

July 23, 2007 - 10:56am -- swingbug

One night on a recent church retreat, Luke was getting a little fussy. I took him to the back of the chapel where a few comfortable stuffed chairs and couches sat in a small library nook. Luke and I settled into an arm chair and I nursed him to sleep, pulling a little blue flannel blanket over him as he dozed off.

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