Big Boy

April 15, 2008 - 9:09am -- swingbug

Yesterday, Luke turned 18 months old. Big boy. We celebrated with a trip to the toy store where we acquired a very nice shiny set of cooking pans, just the right size for making dinner for Bear and Mr. Ray. Afterwards we went to my favorite coffee shop and split a snickerdoodle. Luke sat in his own chair, with his little sneakered feet not even long enough to dangle over the edge. He munched his half of the cookie slowly, looking around at the birds and passersby on the sidewalk. A Unitrans bus went by.

“Whoa!” he said.

“Whoa.” I agreed. “That’s a bus. Bus.”

Picture This

April 12, 2008 - 7:55pm -- swingbug

Picture this, if you please. I’m reading in the corner chair on a peaceful Saturday afternoon. From the kitchen I hear my husband. “Luke, put that down. Luke, that’s for dinner. Luke, let me have that, please. Luke!”

Plant

April 6, 2008 - 9:16pm -- swingbug

I can’t resist pansies this time of year. They just look like spring. Home improvement projects took me on multiple trips to the hardware store this past weekend and on the last of these trips, 3 six-packs of pansies followed me home.

I’m not an avid gardener. Perhaps because it’s something my mom and sister are both naturally good at and so I’ve stayed out of it. Based on the historical record, green things turn brown when I touch them. I’m much better with mammals; they get in your face when you forget to feed them.

Fortunate

April 6, 2008 - 12:00am -- swingbug

My fortune cookie on Friday said this:

You deserve special treatment this month. Enjoy dessert.

Good cookie.

Employment

April 4, 2008 - 10:47am -- swingbug

I visited my prior place of employment this week. They’re in a new office, but the walls are the same, if you can get that. A few of the scientists and geographers I knew have endured. Lots of new faces in the admin departments. Nice folk though. Seems like a good crew. The crew was never the problem. I don’t care what you sell or how revolutionary a product it is. Your team is your business and you’ll never be successful until you get that. I learned this from my dad.

This Seems Like an Odd Place for a Yarn Shop

March 31, 2008 - 10:39am -- swingbug

I’ve been watching this post-apocalyptic sci-fi show – doesn’t matter which one, pick one – and the fiber enthusiast in me has a serious question. So here you are on a ship in space, fleeing for your life, no renewable resources, low on fuel, and scraping by with the barest necessities for life, and you’re prancing around in brightly colored frocks. That hat you’re wearing, for example, is clearly knitted. So where are the space sheep that are producing all this wool? Frack if I know.

Fences and Walls

March 17, 2008 - 9:52am -- swingbug

This past weekend, Shawn and I built a picket fence in the backyard. Our driveway runs alongside the house, connecting the street to a recessed garage and opening out to our little backyard. We’ve planned to put a little white picket fence here since before we put an offer in on the house. Every summer we’ve said, “This year, let’s build that fence,” and still no fence had appeared.

Honk Honk

March 9, 2008 - 6:54pm -- swingbug

My friend Ania recently created an online quiz that identifies the ballet heroine that you are most like. Apparently I’m most like Odette. That puts me somewhere between

Lumbricus Peepingtommicus

March 6, 2008 - 12:00am -- swingbug

Setting:
In my shower, there is a scrubby which hangs on the shower rack at the ready to clean people. On the small seat below, sits another demoted scrubby in moderate disrepair. It slumps at the ready to clean showers. (Very good at removing calcium deposits, as it turns out.)

Exhibit A: Bath Scrubby

 

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