Every now and then, I hear a random line pop out of someone’s mouth and I think “I’m totally blogging that.” I’ve got a backlog of them now. I’m sharing.
Overheard in the dressing room at the dance studio:
“I’d hug you, but I’m naked.”
Overheard at the bar in a sushi restaurant:
“I don’t eat eggplant. It tastes nasty, the texture is weird, and I don’t eat anything that’s purple.”
Family at the dinner table on Christmas Eve:
“Please pass the wrench.”
Sisters around the Christmas tree on Christmas Day:
“Hey, no plundering.”
“Don’t you speak pirate at me.”